Category Archives: science

What the world needs now…

What the world needs right now – more than anything else as far as I can surmise – is a supercontinent. You know, like Pangea, or Pannotia, or Rodinia of past eras. Those were classics!

I mean, don’t get me wrong, the continents that we have today are okay – good but not great.

But they’re not nearly as super as a supercontinent.

Genetic Makeup

People often question my genetic makeup. But I say, it’s just as important to look beautiful on the inside as you do on the outside. This is why I apply foundation, lipstick, and mascara to each and every copy of deoxyribonucleic acid in my entire body before leaving the house each and every morning.